How to Enter:
- Like and/or Reblog this post to enter (doing both gives you two chances instead of one)
- Must be following me
- Must have a Steam account (Don’t have one? Sign up here for free)
- Must be willing to give me your Steam ID so I can transfer the game to you
- Must have either ask or submit boxes open so I can contact you
- No giveaway blogs
- There will be six winners total, one game per person
- The first place winner will get their first pick, second gets second and so on until all the games are gone.
- If you win, you will get an ask telling you that you’ve won and which place you got. The winners will have 24 hours to respond and claim their prize. If I don’t get a reply, I will select a new winner.
DISCLAIMER: If you already have the game you’ve won, you will have to stand down as winner. This giveaway is meant to spread games to people who do not have them!
GIVEAWAY ENDS ON JULY 31ST
female characters should be like the heads of the dreaded hydra. if you take one away, seven more must come back in her place.
A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL
SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)
AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)
ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!
BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)
GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.
NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT
LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND HERMAPHRODITE LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS
FUCKING GOOD JOB
Oh my fucking god.
|YOU ARE ALIVE|
NO I’M NOT SHIET
YESTERDAY WAS MY 21ST BIRTHDAY AND I HAD MY BEST FRIEND OVER AND WE WERE PLAYING THE SPIDERMAN 3 DRINKING GAME AND WHILE I WAS PISSING HE STOLE MY COMPUTER AND POSTED THINGS ON MY MAIN BLOG
THEN THIS MORNING HE SAID THERE WAS A SURPRISE SOMEWHERE ON MY COMPUTER
AND I JUST FOUND THE SURPRISE
To celebrate the long and
death-defyingtrying road to put out three books and a novella in our “Marionettes of Myth” series, we’re throwing a party.
Okay, it’s not really a party. But, this Sunday, right through the last moments of 2013, if you grab your Kindle (or your other e-reader of choice with a Kindle app), you can get the first book in the series for free.
The first book has been “remastered”, in a sense, since its initial debut back in June. Last November, we improved on a few things, such as minor typos and errors, some aesthetic tics, and tweaking the opening only slightly. Everything’s the same story-wise, we just like to think of it as “new and improved” or something equally infomercial-like.
And if you have a Goodreads account, you can also check out the paperback giveaway once it finally approves. (And the paperback has a super neat, super sweet matte cover that I love to apply directly to my face.)
You all have been super supportive and we love you for it. Thanks so much to each one of you. Stay awesome!
Here’s that official post thingy that I mentioned the other day. I’ll post once more on the last free day!
Here are the results for the fantasy section of the survey.
it’s so so important to donate books when you feel you no longer need them, rather than throwing them out
donating books to used bookstores and to public libraries not only help out their businesses and your local libraries, but it makes books more easily accessible for people who can’t afford to buy the latest books at full price and enables for everybody to partake in the fun that is reading!!! and that’s super cool!!!!!!!